As I promised earlier, once gurflob.com reached 50,000 views, we'd celebrate! Yes, thats true, and I'll create a very short short celebrating this!
To topGurflob, after completing Saucer Destruction 3, has decided to make something different. Imagine fighting off a variety of zombies in many locations, featuring 8 different weapons, and possibly even a mystery weapon (oooooh)! Well, in a couple of months, you'll get that chance to shoot some zombies down, here at gurflob.com! In other news, I continue to slack off on my penguin game.... but I'll try to finish it ASAP.
If you're bored right now, kill some time watching "A Tribute To Lag Everywhere" and see what Gurflob has to put up on Call Of Duty 4. Funny for you. Pain to him.
To topRemember like a month ago when Gurflob and I were excited about the view count reaching 300 views? Ha!! Now gurflob.com has over 16000 views! When it reaches 50000, we'll celebrate!
To topSorry about the lack of updates lately (vacation) but now that is over, expect more updates now. ;)
Anyway, as MANY of you have noticed, Saucer Destruction 3 now has a preloader, so you now know how much longer you have to wait for it to load. Also, unexpectedly, I myself am making a game (with the help of Gurflob, heh) about a penguin seeking revenge after construction workers have taken over many parts of Antarctica in order to build houses and buildings when the rest of the world has been consumed by pollution. It should be done within a few weeks or a month, but lazy as I am, it probably will take longer than that. To top
Suprise! Saucer Destruction 3: Armageddon was just launched on gurflob.com! Yes, thats right, the series goes on! But this time, it's not just a "sandbox" type game, it's an actual game where you must survive the deadly human weapons as long as possible, and collect as many points as you can! But watch out though, as you destroy, your alert level will go up, eventually bringing out cops, army men, and even tanks!
Small problem, however.The preloader for the game is busted, so the screen will be white until the game has COMPLETELY finished loading, which will be a long time for some of you guys with slow computers. So don't think the game is broken right away, wait for about a minute or two, and you will hear some alien music from Jon. If you wait 10 minutes and it still hasn't finished loading, then either the game might actually be broken, or you have the worst internet connection the world has ever heard of... Have fun! And remember, the game requires flash player 10! To top
Gurflob's Saucer Destruction 3, Armageddon, has been working out very well. There are buildings in the game where when you damage them with exploding vehicles, they will collapse due to critical damage, shooting up dust, and then points will be added to your score! Make sure you have the latest flash player!!! It won't work if you have an earier version! And as for the Cookie Movie, I'm still working on the ending (mostly because of laziness :P), and after that, I'll have to add sounds and have Jon put some music in.
Also, the view count has now reached 300! Hooray! To topYay!! It's Gurflob.com's 1 month anniversary! To celebrate, have this cake!

I am proud to announce that I will begin work on the 3rd installment of the Saucer Destruction Series. This one will be called "Armageddon" and will feature survival gameplay where the player must fight to defend the saucer from incoming tanks!
To topYesterday, Saucer Destruction 2 came out on the games section! All the weapons from the last game are still here, and they are all upgraded. For instance, in the last game, you could only pick up one or two objects at a time, since only where you clicked is where you could pick up objects. Now, you can just sweep the abducto ray and it picks up as much stuff as you want! There is also a new weapon, where you shoot a purple claw thing and it attacts onto a car, and it flips it around in the air. Trucks are also in the game, making much bigger explosions, and are heavier to lift up with the abducto ray.
Make sure you have the lastest flash player, because if you don't, things may not work, or work properly. We hope you have fun with the new Saucer Destruction!
To topAs well as some of you have noticed, Gurflob's animations , "The Door" and "The Obstacle Course" now have music, thanks to our music guy, Jon. The nice music came from him, and Gurflob just put in the music a few days ago. If you have any questions or comments for him, go to the Contact page. Heads up for some more music from Jon!
Also, a few days ago, Gurflob put up another one of his animations, called Moscow. It was the epic battle set in Moscow, Russia (a shocker!) during WW II. And it has music, too. A more historicaly accurate version will come out shortly. But the animation is awesome. So if you have some spare time, head over to the Animations section on gurflob.com!
To topSchools finally out in my area, meaning that me and Gurflob will have some more time to work on things. Thats pretty good, because there was a big delay on Gurflob's New Saucer Destruction game, and my "Cookie" movie. Its still gonna take a while to finish it, btw.
To topGurflob's NEW Saucer Destruction game is turning out quite nice, quite nice indeed. The entire game is being made from scratch. One small new feature that probably won't a big spoiler is that, if a vehicle is dropped from a small height, you can toss it so it lands upside-down and stays there, completely immobile. Then you can pick it up again and toss it, causing a lot of destruction! Also, when a vehicle lands on the ground hard, it will look damaged, which I think is pretty cool :D. I won't tell you guys everything, so you will have to check back!
In other news, I (Yogkog) will put up another animation, about a guy trying to get a box of cookies. It's actually something I had for a while. But right now I'm putting sounds in it, so it won't be online for a while. I didn't even come up with a name yet! Oh,I forgot to tell you, its a pretty weird movie...
To topI'm planning to make a sequel to the Saucer Destruction game, however I am not sure when it will be finished. It may feature, new weapons, new locations, and new vehicles.
To topGurflob has been doing some "open-heart surgery" yesterday on the site, so things may have been a little screwed up. But, he's now done and the site now has better folder organization. Horray! Well...For us. You probably won't notice anything different. If you find anything wrong with the site, email us, but of course, the site's still under construction.
The Blender section is now fully functional, so now you can see the images in full size when you click on it, and close it by clicking the X. We will put new images now and then in the Blender section, because so far we've only got like 5. Expect more things from gurflob.com!
Oh yeah, and a small thanks to carl384 for giving us an idea. Thanks!
To topWelcome to Gurflob.com! The place to find games, animations, pictures, and more! This site has been up online for 3 days. Check out the sandbox game "Saucer Destruction" , a game all about carnage and mayhem, created by Gurflob himself. Also see "Rush Teaser Trailer" about a man fighting for his own survivial, in the animations section.
The Blender section is still under construction. It will soon be up and ready. For those who don't know what Blender is, its a free 3-D software you download.
Check back here at gurflob.com, and have fun!
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